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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Peep Peep! Plato: For the greater good.
Peep Peep! Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Peep Peep! Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Peep Peep! Douglas Adams: 42
Peep Peep! Dirk Gently: I'm not exactly sure why, but right now I've got a horse in my bathroom.
Peep Peep! Arnold Schwartznegger: It vill be back.
Peep Peep! Oprah Winfrey: To avoid mad-chicken disease.
Peep Peep! Robert Frost: To reach the sidewalk less traveled by.
Peep Peep! Daddy George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.
Peep Peep! George W Bush: To seek and distroy terrorism.
Peep Peep! Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Peep Peep! Karl Marx: It crossed twice. First time, it was a tragedy; second time, a farce.
Peep Peep! Chico Marx: It couldn't. It was a rubber chicken.
Peep Peep! Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.
Peep Peep! Harpo Marx: Honk! Honk! Honk!
Peep Peep! George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
Peep Peep! James Dean: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Peep Peep! Bill Gates: To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ...
Peep Peep! Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your chequebook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.
  Peep Peep! Peep Peep! Colonel Sanders : I missed one? Peep Peep! Peep Peep!  

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