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WHY DID THE CHICKEN
CROSS THE ROAD?
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Plato: For the greater good.
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Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
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Mark Twain:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
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Douglas
Adams: 42
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Dirk Gently: I'm not exactly sure why,
but right now I've got a horse in my bathroom.
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Arnold Schwartznegger: It vill be back.
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Oprah Winfrey: To avoid mad-chicken
disease. |
Robert Frost:
To reach the sidewalk less traveled by.
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Daddy George Bush: To face a kinder,
gentler thousand points of headlights.
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George W Bush: To seek and distroy
terrorism. |
Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest
tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the
road. |
Karl Marx: It crossed twice. First
time, it was a tragedy; second time, a farce.
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Chico Marx: It couldn't. It was a rubber
chicken. |
Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this
talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he
was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed
the eggs.
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Harpo Marx: Honk! Honk! Honk!
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George Orwell: Because the government
had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road
of his own free will, when he was really only serving their
interests. |
James Dean: To prove he wasn't chicken.
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Bill Gates: To purchase Chicken 2.01a,
which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it
used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0
and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we
have a patch ... |
Bill Gates: I have just released the
new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance
your chequebook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.
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Colonel Sanders : I missed one?
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